What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Hardwood Flooring Jokes More Hardwood Flooring Jokes

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!