How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.