How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.