Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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The 'mons of Venus.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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The hide and seek champion.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu