Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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He used a krypton-currency.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."