What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.