Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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