What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."