What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."