He didn't want no scrubs
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Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he cauterize.
His medical license was doctored.
Suture self!
A surgeon.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Oops
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
they were cooked in Greece
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Breast implants.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
They just work it out with a pencil!
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
a Drag Queen
Because you want them to work don't you
He touched a lot of people.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
