Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

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You're !

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Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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A-fish-in-sea.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.