What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."