What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.