What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.