What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.