What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.