What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands