What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.