What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.