What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.