Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!