Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.