What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.