What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.