What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.