When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!