When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!