What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."