What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!