What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool