Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"