Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"