Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.