What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/