What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry