Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.