Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What's older than sand?

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians