Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Rasta Jokes More Rasta Jokes

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?

Jahbless!

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined