What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.