What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.