Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Foyer Jokes More Foyer Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.