Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.