What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.