Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.