Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
An egg gets laid.
Parachute
They got Bale.
He wiped his bum.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.