Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Double jointed.
This guy!!!
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
None.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...