Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
you turn me on"
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
The egg gets laid!
A: If they dropped them they'd break
I'll tell you guys later.
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Homeless.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
