What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug