What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.