What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Because they are sold out to crackers!

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A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog