What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.