Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*