What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.