What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.