What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.