What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.