What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!