What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.