What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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