What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit