Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.