How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.