How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.