What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.