What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What was the humor like back then?

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")