What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.