How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything