How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.