Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!