What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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the steaks were too high.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)