Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.