Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!