Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.