What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.