What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!