Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times