Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times