What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times