What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times