What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times