Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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Why do cows poop carrots?

BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"