What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !