What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)