What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.