What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.