What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor